In a turn of events that has both left jaws dropping and social media buzzing, Bud Light has become the major sponsor of the 2024 Paris Olympics. This comes after a mass exodus of traditionally conservative, non-woke companies, who have decided to drop out of sponsoring the event, citing concerns over what they view as an overly progressive agenda.

The beer brand, which recently found itself in hot water due to a controversial marketing campaign, is now stepping into the spotlight of one of the world’s biggest sporting events. The announcement was made during a lavish press conference in Paris, where Bud Light executives toasted to their new partnership with the International Olympic Committee (IOC), promising a games that will be “refreshingly inclusive.”

Bud Light’s vice president of marketing, Jill Goodwin, took the stage with a radiant smile, clinking glasses with IOC President Thomas Bach. “We’re thrilled to be the lead sponsor for the 2024 Olympics,” Goodwin declared. “Bud Light stands for unity, celebration, and progress. What better platform to showcase these values than the Olympic Games?”

The decision for Bud Light to step in as the primary sponsor follows the dramatic withdrawal of several major corporations that had been long-time Olympic sponsors. Companies like Chick-fil-A, Hobby Lobby, and Goya Foods cited the Olympic Committee’s decision to include various progressive elements in the opening and closing ceremonies as the main reason for their exit.

In a fiery statement, Chick-fil-A’s CEO, Dan Cathy, expressed his company’s stance: “The Olympics should be about athletic excellence and global unity, not a platform for promoting agendas that alienate a significant portion of the population. We cannot, in good conscience, continue to support this event.”

Hobby Lobby followed suit, with their CEO David Green releasing a video statement from his crafts-filled home office. “We’ve always supported the values of hard work, dedication, and traditional family structures. The direction the Olympics is taking does not align with these values, and therefore, we are pulling out our sponsorship,” he said, while gluing a glittery cross to a wooden plaque.

For Bud Light, this sponsorship marks a significant attempt to rehabilitate its image following the fallout from its marketing campaign featuring transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney. The campaign, intended to celebrate inclusivity and diversity, instead sparked a backlash from conservative consumers who felt the brand had become too politically correct.

Despite the backlash, Bud Light is now doubling down on its message of inclusivity. “The Olympics are a symbol of global unity,” Goodwin continued at the press conference. “We believe in a world where everyone can come together to celebrate our shared humanity. Bud Light is proud to be part of that celebration.”

As with any major announcement in today’s digital age, the news of Bud Light’s Olympic sponsorship quickly spread across social media platforms. The reactions were predictably polarized.

Supporters praised Bud Light’s bold move. Twitter user @WokeWarrior wrote, “Finally, a company that understands the importance of inclusivity! Go Bud Light! #LoveWins #Olympics2024.” Meanwhile, Instagram influencer @EqualityQueen posted a picture of herself holding a Bud Light can with the caption, “Cheers to progress and unity! 🏳️‍🌈🍻.”

On the flip side, conservative commentators were less enthused. Prominent right-wing pundit Tucker Carlson took to his show to decry the sponsorship, stating, “First, they went woke with their marketing campaigns, and now they’re hijacking the Olympics. This is not the world we signed up for.” His comments were echoed by numerous social media users who vowed to boycott the Olympics entirely.

The International Olympic Committee responded to the backlash with a statement emphasizing the importance of inclusivity in sports. “The Olympic Games are a global celebration of human achievement and unity. We are proud to partner with Bud Light, a company that shares our commitment to these values. We believe this sponsorship will help us reach new audiences and foster a more inclusive world.”

As the 2024 Paris Olympics approach, all eyes will be on how this new sponsorship unfolds. Will Bud Light’s bold move pay off, winning back consumers and enhancing its brand image? Or will the backlash continue to overshadow its efforts?

One thing is certain: the marriage of Bud Light and the Olympics has set the stage for one of the most talked-about sporting events in recent history. The games promise to be not just a showcase of athletic prowess but also a battleground for cultural values and corporate strategies.

In the meantime, Bud Light has already begun rolling out a new line of advertisements featuring diverse athletes from around the world, each one holding a Bud Light can and sharing their story of overcoming adversity. The tagline? “Cheers to the Champions of Change.”

In what could only be described as a perfect metaphor for the times, the press conference ended with a symbolic toast. As Goodwin and Bach raised their glasses, the gathered crowd joined in, and a sea of cameras captured the moment. “To unity, progress, and the Olympic spirit!” Goodwin declared, as the room erupted in applause.

Whether you see it as a victory for inclusivity or a sign of the times, one thing is clear: the 2024 Paris Olympics will be remembered not just for the athletic feats but also for the bold corporate moves that shaped its narrative. And as for Bud Light, it’s hoping that this time, it’s hit the mark. Cheers to that.